Distribution
- Max BurkholderJohn Bennett
- Alanna UbachSusan Bennett
- Scott GrimesMatty Bennett
- Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett
- Seth MacFarlaneBill Clinton (uncredited)
- Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard
- Mike HenryBank Employee
- Charly JordanSheila Borgwort
- Marissa ShankarSarah
- Ian McKellenNarrator (voice)
- Milan AndersonCupcake
- Shannon DeePeaches
